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Exit 14 · Behind the carpet warehouse

SIR TOPPINS

Family Pizza & Arcade

Unlimited games. Questionable pizza.
One door your parents cannot see.

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An adventure game in development

Every arcade has a back room.
This one has a back reality.

You arrive for pizza and ticket games. The carpet is loud. The animatronic band is tired. Then every cabinet displays the same top-hatted man in red-and-blue glasses.

He calls himself Sir Toppins. His beard suggests a senior DevOps engineer. He says the arcade is experiencing a “minor dimensional incident” and you are exactly the kind of unpaid contractor he needs.